I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY,
CASTLE ROCK IS HERE TO STAY

by Ray Rexer

Goodbye, I say to Castle Rock,
I've said it once before,
but Mr. Spruce assures me that
I'll say it nevermore.
"That's it, I'm through, I've had enough,
it's more than I can take,"
says Mr. Spruce, The Editor,
announcing C.R.'s fate.

It's been around for five full years
with stories and reviews,
and screaming editorials
and horrifying news.
For five full years it crammed me full
of Stephen King-ish stuff,
then Mr. Spruce, The Editor,
proclaimed, "Enough's enough!"

I used to wait excitedly
each month for Castle Rock,
and when it came I'd hold it up
and run around the block.
I'd scream and shout and rant and rave
to people who were near;
"Go in your homes and lock the doors,
the new C.R. is here!"

But now I'll wait forever if
What Sprucey says is true,
and Tyson ain't the only one
who's feelin' kinda Blue.
There's still a chance, however,
that the Rock will be right back:
I buried thirty issues in
a graveyard called Micmac.


Published:
Castle Rock
Nov 1989
Vol. 5, #11, p. 1
    

The Stephen King Story
by George Beahm, 1991
p. 148

The second stanza is excerpted in this book.
Read George Beahm's kind words that preceded the excerpt.